Collection: Halloween Cards

77 products
  • Poop Emoji Spooky Crap Funny Halloween Card
    Front Message: Boo
    Inside Message: I know how much you like spooky crap.

    • Funny Halloween greeting card features a poop emoji character saying "Boo" paired with a punny message inside.
    • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
    • Card size: 5" W x 7.19" H
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    Hallmark
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  • Costumed Cod Funny Halloween Card
    Inside Message: Please enjoy this Halloween cod.

    Funny Halloween greeting card features an illustration of a fish in a Halloween costume, glitter accents and a laugh-out-loud pun.
    • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
    • Card pkg. size: 5.00" W x 7.19" H
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    Hallmark
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  • You Get Me When Others Don't Funny Halloween Card
    Front Message: My face when nobody gets my costume.
    Inside Message: Happy Halloween to someone who gets me.

    Funny Halloween greeting card features a photo of a squished pumpkin face and a message of appreciation for the recipient who "gets you" no matter what.
    • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
    • Card pkg. size: 5" W x 7.19" H
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    Hallmark
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  • Little Devil Love You Lots Halloween Card
    Front Message: Guess who loves you today?
    Inside Message: Same person who loves you every day, but today you get a card.

    Halloween greeting card features a cute illustration of a cat in a devil costume on Halloween paired with a love-you-lots message.
    • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
    • Card pkg. size: 5.00" W x 7.19" H
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    Hallmark
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  • Farting Grim Reaper Funny Halloween Card
    Front Message: I shouldn't have had the bean burrito.
    Inside Message: Happy Halloween from the Grim Ripper.

    Funny Halloween greeting card features a humorous illustration of the Grim Reaper farting after eating a bean burrito and a punny message inside.
    • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
    • Card pkg. size: 5.00" W x 7.19" H
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    Hallmark
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  • I Heart U Halloween Love Card
    Inside Message: Happy Halloween

    Cute Halloween card for a loved one or romantic partner features a pictogram message of love—straight from a laboratory—to illustrate your affection. Glitter accents add sparkle.
    • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
    • Card pkg. size: 5.00" W x 7.19" H
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    Hallmark
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  • Pointy Witch Hats Funny Halloween Card
    Front Message: I can't find my hat!
    I can't find my hat, either!
    Inside Message: Happy Halloween!

    Funny Halloween greeting card features a cartoon of two witches missing their hats, and then finding them being used to make a couple of great points.
    • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
    • Card pkg. size: 5.00" W x 7.19" H
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    Hallmark
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  • Best Witches Funny Halloween Card
    Inside Message: Best witches for a happy Halloween!

    Funny Halloween greeting card features an illustration of three witches winning first, second and third place medals and glitter accents paired with a punny message.
    • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
    • Card pkg. size: 5.00" W x 7.19" H
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    Hallmark
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  • Monster Support Group Funny Halloween Card
    Front Message: The important thing is that you believe in yourself.
    Monster Support Group
    Inside Message: Have an unbelievably happy Halloween.

    Funny Halloween greeting card features a cute cartoon illustration of monsters in group therapy paired with humorous wishes for a happy Halloween.
    • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
    • Card pkg. size: 5.00" W x 7.19" H
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    Hallmark
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  • Witches With Wedgies Funny Halloween Card
    Front Message: Is it just me, or do you get a massive wedgie riding these things, too?
    Inside Message: Happy Halloween

    Funny Halloween greeting card features a cartoon illustration of two witches paired with a humorous message about the hazards of riding broomsticks.
    • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
    • Card pkg. size: 5.00" W x 7.19" H
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    Hallmark
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  • Pumpkin Butt Scarecrow Funny Halloween Card
    Inside Message: Hope your Halloween is all it's cracked up to be.

    Funny Halloween greeting card features a photo of a scarecrow in mooning position with his bare bottom made from two pumpkins.
    • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
    • Card pkg. size: 5.00" W x 7.19" H
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    Hallmark
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  • Dog Costume Party Funny Halloween Card
    Front Message: Hey, that was no apple!
    An awkward moment at the dog Halloween party.
    Inside Message: Remember, there are worse things than getting apples on Halloween.
    On back: Oops.

    Funny Halloween greeting card features a cartoon illustration of dogs bobbing for apples in a toilet at a Halloween party.
    • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
    • Card pkg. size: 5.00" W x 7.19" H
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    Hallmark
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  • Donut-Eating Ghost Funny Halloween Card
    Front Message: Did you eat my donut?
    No.
    Inside Message: Have all the Halloween fun you can get away with.

    Funny Halloween greeting card features a cartoon of two ghosts—one looking for his donut, and the other boldly denying he ate it.
    • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
    • Card pkg. size: 5.00" W x 7.19" H
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    Hallmark
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  • Why Mummies Don't Own Cats Funny Halloween Card
    Front Message: I knew this was a bad idea.
    Why Mummies Don't Own Cats
    Inside Message: Happy Halloween

    Funny Halloween greeting card features a humorous cartoon illustration of a cat unwinding and making scraps out of its mummy owner's cloth wraps.
    • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
    • Card pkg. size: 5.00" W x 7.19" H
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    Hallmark
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  • Booing Mooing Cow Funny Halloween Card
    Front Message: Mooooooooo...
    Inside Message: Whoops! I mean Booooooooo...

    Funny Halloween greeting card features an illustration of a forgetful cow in a ghost costume with glitter accents and a silly message.
    • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
    • Card pkg. size: 5.00" W x 7.19" H
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    Hallmark
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  • Peanuts® Great Pumpkin 3D Pop-Up Halloween Card With Sound and Light
    Pop-up Halloween greeting card features a three-dimensional, laser-cut scene of Peanuts pals Linus, Sally and Snoopy in the moonlit pumpkin patch while Lucy, Charlie Brown and others go trick-or-treating. Press the button to hear Linus's speech from "It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown" and see the card light up. Simply pull down on sides of card and push up base to pop it open and lock into place—no assembly required. When open for display, 3D pop-up card measures approx. 6" H.
    • Message: Happy Halloween
    • Card plays audio from "It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown"
    • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
    • May require extra postage
    • Card pkg. size: 6.56" W x 9.44" H
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    Hallmark
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    $9.99
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  • Cat on Light-Up Rocket Funny Musical Halloween Card
    Front Message: Happy Halloween
    Inside Message: Hope it's full of thrills, chills, and out-of-this-world fun!

    Funny musical Halloween greeting card features a fun photo-illustration of a black cat riding a candy corn rocket into space. Press the button on the cover to see the rocket light up with LED fiber optic lights and hear loud meows mixed with the song "Hungarian Dance No. 5."
    • Card plays the song "Hungarian Dance No. 5."
    • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
    • May require extra postage
    • Card pkg. size: 5.75" W x 8.31"
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    Hallmark
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    $8.99
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  • Dancing Skeleton Musical Pop-Up Halloween Card With Light
    Front Message: Hope you feel Halloween happy...
    Inside Message: ...right down to your bones!

    Musical pop-up Halloween greeting card features a layered, die-cut haunted house scene that reveals a skeleton and bats in a clear acrylic doorway. Press the button to see the skeleton and his friends light up and dance to a spooktacular song! To display 3D pop-up card, simply fold tabs up between panels.
    • Card plays a fun instrumental song.
    • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
    • May require extra postage
    • Card pkg. size: 5.75" W x 8.31" H
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    hallmark
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  • Go Batty Musical Pop-Up Halloween Card With Motion
    Front Message: It's Halloween! Open If You Dare!
    Inside Message: Go a little batty… ...and have a chilling, thrilling good time!

    Musical pop-up Halloween greeting card features a colorful haunted house with die-cut doors that open to show a hanging bat inside. Open the card to hear a spooky version of the song "Dance of the Hours" and see the bat spin along to the music.
    • Card plays a spooky version of the song "Dance of the Hours."
    • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
    • May require extra postage
    • Card pkg. size: 5.75" W x 8.31" H
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    Hallmark
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  • Happy Haunting Musical Halloween Card
    Front Message: It's Halloween! So Happy Haunting!
    Inside Message: Give your sweet tooth what it's wanting! Have a freakishly fun fright night!

    Musical Halloween greeting card features a cute cartoon design of a werewolf, ghost, skeleton and other creepy creatures in a graveyard with a message in gold foil. Open the card to hear the song "I Want Candy" performed by Bow Wow Wow.
    • Card plays the song "I Want Candy" by Bow Wow Wow.
    • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
    • Card pkg. size: 5.75" W x 8.31" H
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    Hallmark
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  • Hocus Pocus Musical Halloween Card With Light
    Front Message: Hocus Pocus
    Inside Message: May fun appear everywhere you look this Halloween!

    Musical Halloween greeting card features bright, bold graphics surrounding a fun "Hocus Pocus" message with light-up windows. Press the button on the cover to see spooky silhouettes of a ghost, witch, skeleton and spider web light up in the windows as a fun instrumental song plays.
    • Card plays a spooky instrumental song.
    • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
    • May require extra postage
    • Card pkg. size: 5.75" W x 8.31" H
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    Hallmark
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  • Disney Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas Jack and Zero Musical Halloween Card
    Front Message: Frightfully fantastic... Ghoulishly glorious... Devilishly delightful...
    Inside Message: Hope it's that kind of Halloween!

    Musical Halloween greeting card features Jack Skellington, Zero the ghost dog, Lock, Shock and Barrel from "The Nightmare Before Christmas." Open the card to hear an instrumental version of the song "This Is Halloween." Copper foil and glossy accents add shine to this fun Disney Halloween card.
    • Card plays an instrumental version of the song "This Is Halloween."
    • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
    • May require extra postage
    • Card pkg. size: 5.75" W x 8.31" H
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    Hallmark
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  • Only Good Things Halloween Birthday Card
    Front Message: You Have a Halloween Birthday
    Inside Message: Hope only good things cross your path.

    Halloween birthday card celebrates a special person who celebrates their big day on October 31st. Die-cut card features a vintage-style illustration of a black cat in a party hat with embossing, glossy details and flocked accents.
    • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
    • Card pkg. size: 5" W x 7.19" H
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    Hallmark
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    $4.99
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  • Trick-or-Treat Yourself Halloween Birthday Card
    Front Message: It's Your Day! Trick-or-Treat Yourself!
    Inside Message: Hope this is your best Halloween birthday yet!

    Halloween birthday greeting card features an orange and black birthday cake decorated with candies. Glossy accents and embossed details add fun touches.
    • Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary.
    • Card pkg. size: 5.75" W x 8.31" H
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    Hallmark
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    $2.99
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